Desiigner Blames Vegan Diet for In-Flight Masturbation Incident

Rapper Desiigner Blames Vegan Diet for In-Flight Masturbation Incident

In a shocking turn of events, rapper Desiigner has come forward to blame his vegan diet for the infamous in-flight masturbation incident that led to his arrest. Speaking on the No Jumper podcast, Desiigner admitted that he was “fully tweaked out of my mind” due to being vegan and not having enough sugar in his system. He claimed that he was on medication and simply fell asleep on the plane, only to wake up and start saying “wild shit.”

The incident, which occurred on a Delta flight, saw Desiigner refusing to stop masturbating despite repeated requests from flight attendants. He was eventually moved to the back of the plane and cared for by friends, but not before a jar of Vaseline fell into the aisle. Desiigner later explained that he was “brick hard” due to not getting enough “cootie” during a recent trip to Japan and that a flight attendant had turned him on, leading him to believe that exposing himself would provide “encouragement.”

As a result of his actions, Desiigner has been sentenced to 2 years of probation, during which he must register as a sex offender, undergo psychiatric evaluation, and submit to drug testing. He is also prohibited from possessing firearms and must complete 120 hours of community service. The rapper’s mental health struggles have also come to light in the aftermath of the incident.

Desiigner’s bizarre explanation for his behavior has left many questioning the impact of vegan diets on mental health and behavior. The rapper’s case serves as a cautionary tale about the importance of maintaining a balanced diet and seeking help for mental health issues.